Wednesday, October 21st, 2009...8:24 pm
Brushfire Fairytale
One of my oldest friends called me the other day.
“Hey, what’re you doing, Sunday?… You wanna come out to the family farm? Burn some brush?”
What 28-year-old man who possesses even the smallest glimmer of pyromania would say, “No” to that question?
On the drive to New London, Missouri, I passed burning trees of a different kind.
Over the course of one summer, my college roommate Rob and his brother Read apprenticed with a guy named Larry, a local stone mason, “the best in the country,” Rob tells me. When he returned to school that fall, he was ripped.
What remained of the original structure were 3 mostly collapsed walls and the remnants of one of the fireplaces. Taking some of the stones that remained from the original settlement, they built this home entirely by hand. While little is known of the property, they know it was settled by a man named Noah Glasscock in 1823.
Rob’s mother decorated the interior with primitive furnishings from the region. The wood for the floor has been re-purposed from a barn in Vermont.
The clock pictured was made from the floorboards’ scrap wood. With a fireplace this beautiful, I imagine the Filson Log Carrier has seen plenty of action.
They have two of these chairs. The paint has cracked like the skin of a crocodile.
The plan is to clear a lot of the messy brush and dead and rotting trees that populate much of the land and plant prairie grass in their place.
The wool flannel is vintage Madewell. The white oxford is Polo. The jeans are A.P.C. The base layer (not pictured) is Patagonia. The boots (not pictured) are Russell Moccasin.
At day’s end, all those clothes — even the $160 jeans — smelled like a mixture of diesel, gasoline, smoke, and soot. Work clothes should be worn for work.
On our way back, Rob spotted a snake. It was four feet long. 
Rob’s Oakleys, Made in America, put the “O” in Old Glory. The vintage plaid comes from the venerated Pendleton Woolen Mills.
After burning the hell out of their property, we drove into Hannibal, Missouri, Rob’s hometown and the home of Mark Twain, to catch the tail end of the town’s Folklife Festival.
A Pendleton Vest.
What an F Hole.
His trousers look like those found at Old Town Clothing.
After a hard day of roasting dead leaves and wood, we toasted hearty servings of home brewed root beer, while dining on German-Style Knackwurst sandwiches, and Mrs. Parham’s beer bread.
A Knackwurst Sandwich in all its unadorned glory. The snap of the casing, the juicy rush of spices and meaty flavor, it makes my mouth water to look at it again.
It goes without saying, but don’t traipse into the woods and attempt to clear brush with fire unless under supervision and clearance from your local fire department. I’d like to thank the towns of New London and Hannibal, Missouri, and especially Rob, and his mother, Mrs. Merrilyn Parham for their hospitality, and for providing me with one of the best days of my life.





19 Comments
October 21st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
When looking at the first photo, I can’t help thinking of “Cool Guys Don’t Look at Explosions.”
October 21st, 2009 at 8:50 pm
It was great having you up for the day Max. Next time you’ll have to stay for the weekend. Not much better than snow on the ground, smoke drifting out of the chimney, and a good Scotch.
Great work.
October 21st, 2009 at 8:56 pm
You look so badass walking away from that exploding brush.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Max, what is this ridiculously manly, old- fashioned sojourn you went on? It is so picturesque, it looks staged.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Courtesy of the Missouri Department of Conservation:
Prairie Kingsnake
Lampropeltis calligaster calligaster
This is a fairly common snake over most of the state. Overall color is tan, brownish-gray or greenish-gray. Numerous dark blotches down the back and sides are brown, reddish or greenish-brown. The belly is yellowish-tan covered by blocky, brown markings. Length averages from 30 to 42 inches (76-107 cm). The prairie kingsnake lives in prairies and open woods, as well as rocky, wooded hillsides. Kingsnakes are known for their ability to eat other snakes including venomous species and are immune to the venom of copperheads, cottonmouths and rattlesnakes. Other foods include lizards, small rodents and, occasionally, birds. Kingsnakes kill their prey by constriction. Young or newly hatched prairie kingsnakes often are confused with the venomous copperhead. Kingsnakes have round markings on their back (see inset) while copperheads have hourglass-shaped markings.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
I think you might have just won the internet.
October 21st, 2009 at 9:28 pm
That Pendleton vest is great.
Saving up for this bad boy (same Harding pattern).
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:21 am
That house is pretty authentic – the fireplace the furniture, the filson log tote. If there are before pictures from their work it would be awesome to see them…
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:33 am
Daryl, I would like to provide an addendum to this post. There are before photos, but they haven’t been digitized, yet. Look for it, though.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Love the pics. Fires are the best. That house is an inspiration, I love it. What is that thing hanging on the fireplace?
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:15 am
oh, and it reminded me of the video from my favorite bon iver song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9lrVZdaluk&NR=1&feature=fvwp
listen to it (over and over and over)
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Epic, man. I was trying to figure out what movie your first image reminded me of, and then I finally figured it out: A Better Tomorrow 2 (http://www.amazon.com/Better-Tomorrow-II-Dean-Shek/dp/6305972729/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1256257978&sr=8-1)
Badass.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
tough.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
fire, not looking back, snakes, f holes, and hand built brick homes…serious og status for sure.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Oh no you didn’t go to Folk Life in Hannibal!!!
Oh Max I love it!
October 30th, 2009 at 10:05 am
In love with your land my friend. Can´t wait to visit. Hugs from Madrid.
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
“Work clothes should be worn for work.”
You’re damn right, son.
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